1. Throw out all of your ugly, disgusting, old and tired underwear and buy yourself matching sets. Lace, ribbons, mesh, embroidery. No more granny panties.
2. Wear said lingerie under even your most boring clothes. Jeans and a teeshirt? If only he knew.
3. Do you own a corset? Why the fuck not?
4. Take care of your skin. Have an arsenal of body butter, sparkles, moisturizers, perfumes.
5. Shave everything.
6. Paint your nails and your toes all the time.
7. Indulge in something chocolate or sugar or cookie or ice cream or just fucking sweet once a week. You deserve it.
8. Never settle for anything less than the very best.
9. Find the absolute perfect little black dress, even if it takes you ages. Find one that’s better than your old one? Get it.
10. Fuck all the time.
11. Dress up even if you have no reason to.
12. Exercise. Take care of yourself, you control your own body and you deserve that body to look as fantastic as you are.
13. Never take no for an answer.